prayer rug

Today I received snail spam containing this "prayer rug". Here are some details on the scam, and scans of the complete mailing. Between the Jesus (with eye-opening action!), amazing underlined and ZIPPIED letter, survey right out of the latest blog meme, and people with innapropriatly big hair, this is a joy to possess, has to be a collector's item, and I'm tempted to go for the big bucks with it on Ebay.

Why can't email spam be this much fun?